May 2013
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April 2013
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Leslie: Hi Joe. I know you're gonna take this the wrong way. but can I talk to you for a second?
Joe: You can anything to me for any number of seconds.
March 2013
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“Gotta gang a friends that I don’t call or hang with
even though I know they on...”
February 2013
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it just takes one full length teresa teng live concert video and i’m out for the count #struglife. on a related note, I think I am singlehandedly sustaining this teresa teng fandom on tumblr. there must be others
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January 2013
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someone should make a gag report about how Manti Te’o isn’t real and how we were all duped.
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“No one, is a bigger fan, of sexual touching, than me.”
– Gabe Lewis - The Office (via buildyourfanbase)
this winter i learned that movies are better than real life it is devastating that some of these characters don’t exist in real life
I’m excited to go back to college and be reunited with my old wardrobe. It’s gonna be like someone went on a massive shopping spree for me and I have new clothes. And I’m gonna be like damn, past me, you got some good ass taste. But then at the same time its gonna be like do i though? idk
Winter break
In nba 2k there is a mode in which you can create your own player and emulate an nba career with him. I am awake right now because I am watching videos on YouTube of a man playing said nba 2k mode. In other words, I am vicariously living through a man who is vicariously living through a fake nba player.
Tom Haverford
Ben: Whats the new company?
Tom: We specialize in making stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks
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“you cheated on me? when I specifically asked you not to?”
– Michael Scott
December 2012
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Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
Clementine: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.
Did you know?
stfusexists:
everyjoyitbrings:
collectivecrack:
White American males constitute only 33% of the population. Yet, they occupy approximately:
80% of tenured positions in higher education
80% of the House of Representatives
80-85% of the U.S. Senate
92%of Forbes 400 executive CEO-level positions
90% of athletic team owners
97.7% of U.S. presidents
Good thing we solved sexism and racism...
This is upsetting →
Reminder to self to post rant tomorrow when I have more energy
after engaging in some witty banter with my 6 year old cousin i have realized that i have come to obtain the sense of humor of a 6 year old.
Anonymous asked: What is your favorite kind of candy?
